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Chantelle Undressing For Bath
Ladies' Night OK!
 Ladies' nights are not discriminatory against men, according to a New York judge who tossed out the case of a man who believes men, as a whole, are being discriminated by being provided a place where hot, single women can get drunk for cheap. Such a horrible, horrible place for men to be; too bad, the law has declared the status quo will remain, because (and the court acknowledges this), " male customers actually might benefit from ladies' nights because so many women attend." God bless America and her sexist bars!
Kristy and Brittany In The Bath
Stanford: Get Laid
 If you want to get laid, go find the sleaziest college you can. If you want to get laid safely and without your dick falling off, Stanford is the place to go. The college's support of the student body by making prophylactics, contraception, and STD testing more accessible than their counterparts, means you might have less risky sex if you track down one of those nerdy Stanford gals.
Horny Goat Weed
For those of you who don't have as amazing a penis as I have, you might need a little help. The newest snake-oil is called "horny goat weed", because all three of those words are exactly what a guy wants to associate with his dick. Me, I got my "horny goat weed"... in my pants!
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Marilyn Last Sitting - Stolen?
 Nearly fifty years later, photographer Bert Stern might get back his "Last Sitting" Marilyn Monroe photos. Taken on assignment for Vogue, Stern lent them to Eros magazine (a fine publication, if I do say myself), but never got them back. After years of tracking down the originals, he found them in the possession of two New York guys. The guys asked for a bunch of money for their return, which, inevitably, resulted in lawyers getting involved. There's lots of issues here (wouldn't they belong to Vogue? Does the Visual Artists Rights Act mean anything? Any documentation on how Eros was supposed to return them?) but greed is, of course, the driving force behind the conflict! .
Jerseys Everywhere
 Now, I can understand supporting your favorite team, but I've never been a fan of wearing a jersey for a team you don't play on, especially with your fat gut trying to keep out from under a shirt with the name of an athletic, toned and strong guy across your shoulders. Fake player jerseys are still all over the place, as this website will attest. Readers send in random jerseys they meet during their days, attributing them to the player's name, and often without seeing the face of the actual wearer.
Dyed Hair = Slutty Women
Men, look for natural roots peeking through: women who dye their hair tend to be looser in bed. Not only that, but they feel more confident in general, and overall do it for attention, especially from strangers. No wonder all the gals at the bar quite clearly "don't match the drapes" if you know what I mean.
Wife In The Kitchen = MO MONEY
Men with traditional values have deeper pockets, according to a new study released yesterday. In fact, unless you have deep pockets, there's no chance in hell of being married to a housewife in today's economy. On average, they make $8500 more than those of us who feel wives have skills and advantages in the workforce. On the other hand: the guy might make $8500 more than the guy who "lets" his wife work, but my bet is that a working wife brings in a bit more than that for her efforts.
Hot Twins = PORN
It's a given, apparently: if you're a hot woman and you're very close to your hot female twin, you've got a career in pornography and escorting. These two young entrepeneurs wisely used their assets to build a career few people can enter: the Sexy Twin Market.
Whoops: Forgot Work Clothes
It's an easy mistake -- you show up for work, but forgot to get dressed first. It's a nightmare most of us have had since our gradeschool days, but for one young lady in Illinois, clothes-free was how she spent the first part of her evening as a bartender. As for the second half of the evening, she spent it in jail for indecent exposure. Sadly, there are no photos of the event, so I can't say if she was genuinely indecent -- there are more than a couple bartenders I know who I think would be perfectly decent to see naked. Oh, wait, these guys have her booking pho--DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! Oh, well, no wonder the cops wanted her to get dressed. She's younger than me, and looks my mom's age. Maybe this'll encourage the bar to hire someone a bit more lovely for the nude-bartender-in-a-non-nude-bar job.
James Gunn;'s PG Porn
 Some guy named James Gunn, who's supposedly tha shit in film shorts today, has a new deal, with Spike TV, to produce PG Porn: real actors, real pornstars, together! doing suggestive yet chaste things to each other. I predict 3 watchable episodes, which is more than any internet-originating shorts-series has ever done.
Real Girlfriend Experience
A writer, quite obviously gunning for some literary award, asked escorts out on real dates, like bowling and minigolf. Mistake #1: not paying the escort their regular rate, then acting like the escort obviously is only in it for the sex or that there's something creepy about a sexless escort gig. He gets straightened out by one of the escorts that did take him up on the date: It's an escort's job, and they're getting paid for their time; try asking a lawyer for cheaper hours because it's an easy and fun job. As for the creepy part: of course they thought it was creepy; they weren't going to work for cheap when the guy gets off on "reporter-and-escort-minigolfing" role-play. Al! so, miraculously, the only three escorts that take him up on the offer consist of a young-and-in-it-for-the-money, an older-and-fallen-on-hard-times, and a pro-with-her-head-on-straight-and-business-sense. A veritable microcosm of hooker TV-character stereotypes! The article is a Pulitzer-winner for sure.
Brittany and Kristy in the Bath
 It's always wise to bathe with a friend when your breasts are so fucking huge. I mean, if you're not careful, you're liable to injure yourself. Make sure somebody (like me, or a lesbian friend) is hold on to them, just to be sure they don't slip out and break anything. It's a safety thing, really.
Labels: brittany, bubble bath, huge breasts, kristybaby, lesbian, obligatory soapy pics
The Cleaver's Beds = Good?!
Studies have shown that couples who sleep in separate beds have better sleep than those who sleep together. This, to those of us who are children of the hedonistic 70s and 80s, seems to be completely, so to speak, " wack". The numbers, however, prove it: a noisy, lumpy neighbor who keeps rolling around and steals the covers is actually a detriment to quality sleep. Well, when you put it that way, it makes sense.
Unhot Guys And Hot Gals
New studies show that funny looking guys still think they have a chance with hot gals. The article points out the #1 factor for the difference: guys are more interested in hot looks than women. Women, on the other hand, want a guy who'll be fun to hang out when the fucking is over, which opens up the field to all sorts of not-so-attractive guys. Also, famous funny-looking guys have their successes held up as examples of how anybody can find a hot babe: look at Steve Buscemi. That guy fucks supermodels all day long.
Sydney: Best Hooker Health
Bathing Serenity
Serenity must've taken a cue from Seinfeld in that Microsoft commercial: bathe in your clothes, when you're done, you're ready to go. She slowly undresses as she washes herself, which is more fun to watch than anything else:
Labels: bubble bath, obligatory soapy pics, serenity love, wet t-shirt
Sex Kits in Posh Hotels
Atlantic City's Borgata Hotel caters to a guest's every need -- including a "sex kit" containing condoms and other intimate aids, and have become their most-purchased 'room service' item. One might expect this at a Sybaris, but at regular hotels, they do understad their clientele...any place that has a bed should have condoms nearby. Serta Outlet Store on Hwy 83 North, I'm pointing at you.
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