Lesbian Day-labor!

"Hey, you - yeah, you two the temp agency sent over, get the fuck back to work! Jesus christ, they never send over anybody who can do the work. Yesterday it was midgets, the day before it was the armless guy, and today they send two huge-breasted lesbians. This Walgreen's is never going to get built."

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Apple Twins Getting Bubbly

Champagne and bikinis in the bubble bath? What is this, a porn shoot? Aw, hell yeah - God heard my prayers and gave me the birthday present I always wanted: the starring role in a three-day porn shoot with hot, drunk blonde twins in the bubble bath. After this, I can die a happy man.

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Bath Best Friends!

You two fine women seem to be such good friends: you go to the store together, do laundry together...oh, my. This bathing together seems a bit more "familiar" than I'd expect, what else do you-oh, I see. I'd like to volunteer as something you'd like to do together, too!

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Tandem Boob Press!

COED magazine, conniseurs of the art of semi-nude horny photography, have identified one common move that really gets the juices flowing: The Tandem Boob Press. "Tandem Boob Press" would be an awesome name for a book publisher, but, sadly, all it is....IS THIS!

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Holy fuck, that's hot, even though there's no nipples or cunt visible. 'Sceuse me, I need to go do something in the bathroom for a couple minutes...

Top Gun Star Gay!

...yes, sensationalist, but it's fun to pretend that Tom Cruise is still in the closet. Top Gun star Kelly McGillis has revealed that her sexuality is more fluid than most, and she's attracted to women. This is despite two previous marriages and two children, which goes to show that coming to grips with finding women attractive can take a while; I was lucky, I was attracted to women from the start. The ongoing threat of Lesbian Overthrow continues, men: prepare to be aroused - if I learned anything from porn, it's that being dominated by two lesbians is the best torture ever.

Lesbian Onslaught!

Oprah always asks the hard questions: why are lesbians taking over? Answer: because they can. Guys - in general - aren't as sexually flexible as women, but when a woman is presented with some asshole who thinks his dick is god's gift to women (and what man doesn't think such things?) a woman is far more inclined to switch-hit when the pitcher is right. Toss in reduced risk of pregancy, a likelihood of common pasttimes, and (in the Oprah article's case) being famous enough to have your pick of attractive women, and you're in like Flynn. Plus, there's not as much of a social stigma today as in the past, when you had to tell people you were two spinster schoolmarms helping each other out, and nobody wants to pretend to be a schoolmarm, for christ's sakes. In standard Oprah-style, there's also an enormous version of the article on her website.

Same Sex Kiss Day!

Go ahead, smooch somebody with the same genitalia as you - it's Same Sex Kiss Day! Understandably, most men would rather watch girls kiss than catch The Gay from kissing another guy, but, Jesus Christ, guys, it's as hot for women to see you kiss some guy with 5-oclock-shadow as it is for you to watch babes snog. You might get a foursome out of it, and if he's not The Gay either, there should be no worries about being expected to blow some guy; it's not "Same Sex Blowjob Day", that's in October, I think.

Sweden: Same Sex Marriage!

Yet again, Sweden proves they're a better country than the United States: the entire nation of Sweden has legalized same-sex marriage, thus making those Swedish Bikini Team (wait, what?) fantasies all the more hotter, amirite? The United States should fear this development, though - when sinewy, blonde busty women can marry each other, what chance to fat, grubby Americans have? None, that's who.

Lusted Gals In The Bath

Well, hello ladies! I'd like to offer, um...hello? I don't mean to interrupt, but...well, maybe I'll let this go for a while. I'd like to point out, however, that the 'leg over the shoulder' lines up much better for a technique that would be much more effective if I tried it...just let me know when you're ready for it:

Sandy and a Friend in the Bath

Oh, Sandy: she loves to take a bath so much (see also) that she brought a friend with! And, believe me, they had some fun - but you'll have to see it for yourself:

Halloween Costumes: Lesbian Witches

Kristy and Brittany In The Bath

We saw just their breasts a couple weeks ago, which was kinda unfair, so here's the rest of Brittany and Kristy -- different photos, different bathtime, same hot, soapy tits. Nothing to complain about there!

Brittany and Kristy in the Bath

It's always wise to bathe with a friend when your breasts are so fucking huge. I mean, if you're not careful, you're liable to injure yourself. Make sure somebody (like me, or a lesbian friend) is hold on to them, just to be sure they don't slip out and break anything. It's a safety thing, really.

Lesbian Bubble Bath

Girls, girls, girls! Don't you know you're supposed to wait for me? And with all the fisting in the bath. If you want something to stretch you out that bad, you should be using my cock. It has far fewer fingernails.

Chloe and Madison Washing Up

Really, I do appreciate Madison and Chloe's efforts to get themselves clean, but wearing their clingy, nearly-transparent wet t-shirts into the bath? Splashing around and getting the floor wet? Spending their time making out when they should be washing each other? Someone needs a spanking. A long, hard...spanking:

Erica and a Buddy In The Bath

As the old adage goes, water conservation means bathing with a friend -- these bosom buddies make sure that they get nice and clean.

Fly The Friendly Skies

You spend all day at thirty thousand feet, sitting backwards in the plane, jumping whenever anyone pushes that dumb button...you need some time to unwind, relax, get your g-spot tickled by a fellow stewardess, just the usual. I'd say the bright red underwear is probably the wrong choice with a white shirt...but who am I to complain?

lesbian bubble bath video

These two lovely ladies look like they started out with an innocent bubble bath together -- and don't all cooperative baths start out so innocent? -- but, of course, things got way out of hand...however it doesn't look like anybody is complaining.

Two Gals Smooching In The Suds

They start out nice and bubbly, but these friendly gals lose the suds a little too soon for my liking...although there's no reason to stop watching. My dick still thinks for me sometimes, you know!

Lesbians: Every Damn Woman Is One

OK, the headline is a little hyperbolic, but the nice folks at MetaFilter have accumulated the entire sum of human knowledge about what causes girl-on-girl action. Here's what it comes down to: if the other girl is hot, and there's no reason not to, well, that's fair game. HALLELUJAH!

Also mentioned in the Metafilter thread is this: Buffy the Vampire Slayer swings both ways.
Now, I'm a purist, in that the TV series never did much for me...so this means, by the transitive property, y'all can cut-and-paste Kristy Swanson into that fantasy of yours.

You can thank Joss Wheadon next time you see him.