Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, dear readers! Stuff your favorite pilgrim's turkey tonight, if you know what I mean. (More of the sexy pilgrim below is found here.)

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Swinger Club Ettiquette!

So, you've decided to go to a sex club but you don't know what to do? PopSugar has the skinny for you. Short answer: don't be a dick. Long answer: it's not quite as complicated as you might think, and probably less complicated than finding a sex club in the first place.

This picture is unrelated, but I thought it was too awesome to pass up.



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Snapchat Porn!

When Snapchat announced Snapchat, their micropayment service, literally every story I read that wasn't MSM pointed out how this is going to monetize the exchange of nudes -- and I think this is totally the right thing for the porn industry. The monolithic industrial scale of porn videos has been struggling with thinner and thinner margins as time goes on, but like everything on the internet, when you move to more direct transactions, and on a smaller transaction-size, you do better business through volume. Snapcash is going to the the ebooks of the porn industry -- publishable by anyone, low price, disposable and ephemeral -- bringing an entirely new type of product to an industry that has been lamenting its limits for years now.

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Pulla!

Last year, the Riksforbundet For Sexuell Upplysning -- I believe that means "Sexual Applying For Rick's Bucket" -- came to the realization that nobody in Sweden had ever talked about female masturbation before, so there wasn't a word for it. So, now they're voting on what word to use when talking about ladies diddling themselves. The best candidates so far are "klittra", "pulla" and "selfa," thus eliminating three future product names at IKEA. Some of the words appear to come from website visitors, but you should know that Sweden already has a gender-neutral word for masturbation, called "onani", which, incidentally, is also not an IKEA product. This contest is for a female-specific term for masturbation, and if that helps Swedes find the little man in the boat, all the more power to them.

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Pirelli 2015!

The big news about the 2015 Pirelli calendar is the size 16 model for Miss April, but I can't not post the bubble bath babe. The 2015 Pirelli calendar steps away from the artsy black-and-white photos and goes full-on 1960s Playboy style, which is totally OK in my book.

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New Rochelle Porn!

Some brazen entrepeneurs have posted signs around college campuses in New Rochelle, NY, asking for people to audition for porn with the promise of $3,000. What, did Craigslist not work for them? Geez, even out here in Minnesota the "Talent" section of Craigslist is full of porn casting calls. Of course, people on campus are shocked -- shocked! -- to find out that anyone would pay money to film a 19-year-old having sex. What's the world coming to? The newscaster actually went so far as to call up the filmmaker, only to find that the voice mailbox was full, but they did get a text back from Hood Bang Video, who apparently posts signs pretty much everywhere on the east coast, although they don't seem to have any internet presence whatsoever. If that's not a sign that something's off with this porn company, I don't know what is.

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Male Prostitutes!

Isn't that the way it goes? A state or country legalizes prostutites, and women start coming from far and wide to pay for sex...wait, is that? oh, yeah, that's right -- Australian women are partaking of the male escorts in the states where prostitution has been legalized. Those who support the legalization of prostitution emphasize that making it legal and regulated gives women more control and power over their business...but when you consider that other women, with high-paying jobs and careers and disposable incomes would like to use their own control and power to actualize their sex life too, but from the other side. Considering that gay prostitutes have gone from gritty to skeevy to unthreatening, it's quite progressive that we're getting to the point where it's just all part of the business.

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Big Boobed Shoppers!

Alibaba, everyone's favorite Chinese company, found some odd correlations in their shopper data: women who buy big bras spend more money in general. However, have you seen what it costs to buy a bra that fits properly when you've got an E cup? The data is probably skewed entirely by the price of the bras they're buying. From a scientific standpoint, however, large breasts are a sign of available resources, so if you're too poor for food, you're probably not growing as large a breasts as someone with a dedicated Crunch-N-Munch budget. So, marketers: if you've got information on a customer's breast size, steer her towards the more expensive stuff, the data shows she can afford it -- and if you don't already have that data, stop asking for it, that's really creepy.

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Sex Blogger Homebuying!

Let's say you want to buy a house - you go in, show the bank all your income from working, prove you're a good risk...but if your job is running a sexy sexy blog, the fact that you're doing the bookkeeping is key. Although the blog post is about buying a house, it all comes down to the drudgery of being a self-employed writer and all the boring parts thereof. Sure, you make a living orgasming for profit, but you still gotta save those receipts or else you can't deduct your Astroglide when tax time comes.

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Kardashian Internet Holocaust!

I am not sure of their motives or their means to the end, but Paper magazine is trying to break the internet by putting heavily photoshopped photos of Kim Kardashian on the cover of their paper magazine. Eh, people need a goal in life, I suppose. But 'break the internet'? Paper has been in the paper world far too long; it takes more than a huge ass -- seriously, they enlarged it to over 1/2 the length of her torso, and that wasp-waist is missing some organs -- to break the internet. Yeah, it's going to get some attention, but to sufficiently break the internet you need images on the scale of THIS. OMG JUST LOOK AT IT I CAN'T EVEN GO IN TO WORK TODAY BECAUSE OF THOSE PICTURES. No Kardashian ass can stand up to that link.

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Happy Veteran's Day!



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Sex Museums!

If you're like me, you're figuring out what to do with the long winter stretch from January to March when it's all cold and snowy and you just want to go look at artistic representations of penises for a while. CNN has it all planned out for you, a world-wide tour of the sexiest museums you could possibly find. I've already mentioned some here, but never a whole list of them. Reserve your plane tickets now!

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Motoped!

"49ccs? What's that, a kid's toy?" Well, it might be if it wasn't equipped with a crossbow and hatchet. The Motoped is a souped-up moped with dirtbike dreams -- they take a small, efficient engine, strap all sorts of manly improvements to it, and call it an extreme machine...which it is. Engine displacement isn't the only way to measure the worth of a bike.

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Fantasies Are Normal!

Intrepid researchers asked 1,500 adults what their sexy fantasies are - and it turns out they're all statistically normal. Kids and animals, very unusual of course, golden showers a little less so, but everything else counts as something that turns most humans on. So, that fantasy about watching a woman eat a banana while you rub your dick with ice cream? 98% of men have that fantasy every day according to this study. Well, I think that's the number, it only makes sense.



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Scroguard!

Ever have sex and wonder whether you can get a disease with all those fluids just squirting all over like a lawn sprinkler with allergies? Scroguard has your back! Well, it's mostly your front, because that's the part that is touching somebody else's naughty bits. A condom may protect the penis itself, but there's plenty of other areas that come in contact, particularly since Herpes is spread by skin contact all over down there, not just PIV sex. If you're really worried about any skin contact, The Naked Gun shows how it's done.

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What Pornstars Do!

If you think pornstars spend their days surrounded by adoring men, feeding her peeled grapes and massaging her feet, praying that they will be chosen for her next hedonistic romp -- you'd be wrong. Buzzfeed talked to several pornstar actresses and found that - surprise - it's very businesslike and not hedonistic at all. It's almost like one of the biggest money-making industries populated by performers and actors isn't real, and is exaggerated for the enjoyment of the viewing public. Shocked, I'm shocked I tell you.

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