Re-book For Sexxxotica

Secaucus, NJ, had a problem with Sexxxotica in their town - too much sex, too much booze, too close to a daycare - so Sexxxotica is moving down the road to Edison - no booze, less impressionable children nearby - which is better off for everybody. Still, if you'd been planning on bringing your business to Secaucaus hotels, better re-book: you'll be too close to their preschools and alcohol for them to want your money.

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