Chili: 11 Pounds!

"Humble Bob" has single-handedly put the Mason, Ohio septic system at risk. Mr. "Bob", aka Bob Shoudt, won two grand at the Skyline Chili Spaghetti Eat-off for consuming eleven and a half pounds of chili-spaghetti, whatever the hell that is. It doesn't sound like a light snack, I know that for sure. For the next two weeks, mail to Mr. Shoudt can be addressed to King's Island Men's Room, Fifth Stall On The Left.


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