Posts Tagged 'Glamour Tryouts'
Muppet Poaching!
PETA has been protesting the porn site Glamour Try-Outs for weeks after this photo surfaced: the Pink Dobley is one of the rarest of Muppets, so rare that it is impossible to secure work permits for children's television anywhere in the world (except Myanmar, whose junta uses the pink Muppets in propoganda films). Rumors of Dobley poaching have been circulating around the Muppetaxidermy circles, but this photo is the first proof that one has been killed and skinned. Authorities are searching for the outfit, which - on the black market - could be worth several million dollars.
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Clown Hair!
See, this is what happens when clowns procreate recklessly. Sure, she could have died her hair, but the purpose of artistic porn is to show people what's underneath, the truth about the person inside...even if that person is the unholy spawn of the John 3:16 Guy and Loonette:
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