Global Warming = Less Plague

Is there anything that widespread cataclysmic climate change can't do? Apparently, people are still dying from the Black Plague, but -- whaddayaknow -- the plague can't live and spread in the warm, arid climates caused by Global Warming. Well, um, sure we can't grow food in dry, arid climates, but every cloud has a silver, plagueless lining!

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