Pretend Whore = Kicked Out

Posh hotels are so anxious to project a wholesome image, that they'll kick you out for just looking like a whore. The story smacks of fiction, but it's an amusing picture: hubby's getting excited about how hot his wife looks, then hotel security wisks her away to tell her that 'her type' aren't welcome, leaving him sitting at the bar, jaw agape and flabbergasted. It all has a fairy-tale ending, and everybody gets laid. Or so we hope.


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