Not A Hooker!

A while back, a prostitute was booked under the alias "Linda Norris", the name of a former neighbor. Imagine the hilarity when the real Linda Norris gets involved in a routine traffic stop, and the name and address get into the computer? Linda gets booked for prostitution and sits in jail until fingerprints prove her identity. "Sorry, ma'am, the computer says you're her - only a criminal would pretend she's not the right one, and the louder you argue, the more you prove your guilt. These computers, what would we do without 'em?"


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