Gentlemen, add an 's' to your first name, because men with a hissy name fuck more often. Men named Edward - yes, the Twilight name - hardly ever get laid, and it's probably for obvious reasons that most "Edward"s go by "Ed" or "Eddie". I'm in the top ten, thank you very much. Women aren't immune, either: if you're planning on finding somebody to grind with, make sure her name ends with an "a" sound.