The Asthma-Trigger Gauge

There's a way to tell how much sex Brits are having: check the website statistics for asthma triggers. Apparently, asthmatics have generally searched more for information on sex-caused asthma-attacks, but lately those have fallen off; more people are worried about the flu causing asthma flare-ups. They even have some tips on controlling asthma: Keep your blue reliever inhaler with you at all times, you never know when you might need it, Wrap up well and wear a scarf over your nose and mouth - this will help to warm up the air before you breathe it in, Take extra care when exercising in cold weather. Warm up for 10-15 minutes and take a couple of puffs of your reliever inhaler before you start. Man, if "! wrap a scarf over your mouth and nose" was the sex-asthma advice I found, I'd stop going there for tips, too. Hmmm...on second knitted-scarf sex? Might be sexier than I thought.

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