Ah, Internet, is there nothing new that can't be twisted into a "won't somebody think of the children?!?" argument. MySpace allows teens to post nude pictures of themselves, Facebook is full of pedophiles, and
now Twitter is giving porn to teens. The horror - teens were
never able to find porn online before, and now we let a technology appear which
gives teens porn, right there on their computer screen? It's
incredible! And, check out this horror, according to the article: "
As a result some of the users of the site â€" most of whom do not use their full name â€" are people using it to promote pornography web! sites." Dear
god, I had no idea it had gotten to that degree: when people start identifying themselves by a nickname or just their first name, our society has begun to crumble; just look at the quasi-anonymous hell that AA has wrought. Thanks, Telegraph, for letting your Teen readers know some important facts: porn and prostitutes are available on Twitter, Twitter does a good job of concealing your identity, and Twitter doesn't check your age. Hordes of British Facebook users are defecting in droves.
Labels: pornography, sex sells, teens, twitter
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