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Tire Testing!

*psssssssssssssss* "Here's your problem, little lady: looks like you're about 15psi too low. We'll pump 'em back up and you'll be runnin' fine." From my scientific research, the toy in the photo is some sort of "clitoral pump", which means that she's using it wrong. A clitoral pump is calibrated all different from a tit pump - it's a 'wet measure' versus 'dry measure' thing, I think. You don't want to overfill a pair of breasts, you know. You'll start cornering really rough.


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No! My Coffee Cup Is Dirty!

"Wait, Cheryl - not that one! That's the good cup scrubber - two drawers down, to the left of the microwa-LEFT of the microwave. Yes, the blue one. That's the one that's OK to stick in your twat. I'm tired of people using all the good utensils for masturbation."



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Madison Gets Foamy

There's so many suds, I'm afraid Madison is going to get lost in there. I think she needs a guide, someone to hold her hand, pull her close if anything gets dangerous:




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