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2:52 PM
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12:43 PM
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Flower Farter Six!
Farting on flowers must be a huge turn-on, since it seems to be everywhere online. Ass flowers aren't my idea of sexy; move that flower over, I'll feel a bit better about fantasizing about pounding that ass. Flowers just make me feel funny about it.
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9:01 AM
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Flower Farter Five!
Yes, I'm eight years old. The "flower farter" designation is very literal to me. I imagine, just before the camera's shutter clicked, she farted and then - *pop!* - she produced a flower. That look on her face means, "oh pardon me - wait, what was that noise? Do I smell carnations?"
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See also: Flower Farter 1 2 3 4.
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10:49 AM
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Flower Farter Four!
Oh, how asses and flower arranging go together. I believe that mastery of flower arranging can only come once you can use your anus to make a wedding corsage. At least there's plenty of people practicing such talents:
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9:25 AM
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Flower Farters Three!
Chalk another up for the flower-farters! The only thing sexier than a flower stuck up a women's ass is...um. Give me a few minutes, I'll come up with something. *POOT*:
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12:03 PM
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8:16 AM
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Flower Farter Redux
OK, if I've found more than one photo like this, completely accidentally, flower-farting must be a valid fetish. Go figure?
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12:57 PM
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