When you hear the term "penis jewelry", you probably think of diamond-studded cockrings and fancy Pince Albert studs -- but fashion designer Tom Ford won't have any of that. Ford's penis jewelry is regular jewelry that looks like a penis
. It's not even a "hey, that kinda looks like...
", Ford's website even calls it a penis right in the title. At a distance it might pass for a cross
, but get up close and it's pretty clearly C3P0's junk
. Now that Christmas is here, at the easy-to-afford price of $790, you can get one for all the friendly women in your life!