Boobs and TV!

This is totally the greatest invention in the entire universe that ever existed: Boob televisions. Each bra has a TV sewn in, so you can watch your porn while staring at a real pair of breasts. It's got two screens, so you can keep tabs on the World Series in the left while you watch Community in the right - and, presumably, you're having sex with the aforementioned bra wearer while all this is happening. Everything that is good in the world has come together into this one single product, and now that we've reached singularity, the world can now end as the Myans predicted. Amen. (via)

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