Too Much Porn!

Corrections officer Scott Heimlich sounds like he loved his porn a little too much - he was recently fired because he, allegedly, was downloading so much porn that it slowed their computer network to a crawl. Now, I download a lot of porn myself, but never so much as to impact network performance...that takes some dedicated porn effort. The report says Heimlich only had 857 pornographic pictures on his computer: that's nowhere near enough to slow down a computer. Streaming video, that's the porn of choice for correctional officers, you know.


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