Sex = Hassle, Death

An obviously brain-damaged and insane woman says that sex is too much trouble. Londoner Clara Meadmore blames celibacy for her extended life: her horrible, horrible sexless life. At 105, I'd have to say she's had plenty of time to think about it, so I don't know where this comes from. I admit, I'm speaking from my own point of view; I can't get into an asexual headspace, so if I had to live a century without any sweet, sweet loving, I'd have ended it long before.


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