Porn: You Hate Your Gal

The Times Online has a list for guys to pay attention to: "Ten things to know before you watch porn with your girlfriend." Well, I'd have expected #1 to be, "the girlfriend is fine, but don't let your wife find out about her!", but that'd be a juvenile reaction to the assumption that married people wouldn't expect to watch porn together. Or, for that matter, the assumption that married people would be confused about how to broach the subject with their partner. To that problem, the answer is: "the woman is a self-conscious, hostile, porn-hating woman, so try and minimise her discomfort." If that's the case, you may not want to jump into watching porn with her, much like how an ass-! averse gal shouldn't have a dick shoved in her pooper without some prior planning. If you're missing comfort and cooperation in your love life, get that set first. Then you can rent Fisting Squirters 57. Aw, hell, rent it anyway, but don't tell her about it; it's worth the money.


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