Genital Weightlifting!

Granted, I'm big -- quite big -- but I'm often told size doesn't matter.

Turns out, what really matters is how much you can LIFT with it. The Chinese art of "yin diao gong", or (literally) "genital lifting qigong" is all about picking heavy things up with your dick. Note the emphasis on your dick. Mine's not used for picking anything up, thankyouverymuch. I mean, holy crap! Who thinks this stuff up?!!?

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