My first thought, as was Esquire's, was "wooden sunglasses must float in water like a fucking boss". My second thought was, "I bend the shit out of my metal frames in an average afternoon, I'm going to fuck up wooden frames even faster". So, I'm going to go through the summer wearing shitty bent-up sunglasses, while all the cool kids have light, buoyant, kick-ass wooden sunglasses. Some people have all the fun:

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