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Apple Twins Getting Bubbly
 Champagne and bikinis in the bubble bath? What is this, a porn shoot? Aw, hell yeah - God heard my prayers and gave me the birthday present I always wanted: the starring role in a three-day porn shoot with hot, drunk blonde twins in the bubble bath. After this, I can die a happy man. 
More from this gallery >> Labels: bikini, bubble bath, champagne, lesbian, obligatory soapy pics, the apple twins, twins
Drill, Pound...SAND!
Holy fuck, I need to go to Home Depot right now. This two-minute long commercial for various power tools, as demonstrated by bikini-clad, oiled and sweaty babes, really gets my router...routing...or something like that. Turns out, it's just an extremely well done edit of a video for Benny Benassi's Satisfaction. Still, I think I might need to stop down at Home Depot for a few minutes, just to make sure: 
Labels: bikini, power tools, sex sells, tools, video
Bikini Car Wash!
 While, in general, Florida is the suckiest state ever (after all, it is America's Wang), sometimes its awesome floats to the top, as embodied by this: Bubble Bee bikini car wash, in Tarpon Springs, which has just opened for business for the summer, in which bikini-and-shorted coeds give your metallic phallic symbol a good soap up and dry down. God fucking bless America. Labels: bikini, car wash, florida, places
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