Apple Twins Getting Bubbly

Champagne and bikinis in the bubble bath? What is this, a porn shoot? Aw, hell yeah - God heard my prayers and gave me the birthday present I always wanted: the starring role in a three-day porn shoot with hot, drunk blonde twins in the bubble bath. After this, I can die a happy man.



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Drill, Pound...SAND!

Holy fuck, I need to go to Home Depot right now. This two-minute long commercial for various power tools, as demonstrated by bikini-clad, oiled and sweaty babes, really gets my router...routing...or something like that. Turns out, it's just an extremely well done edit of a video for Benny Benassi's Satisfaction. Still, I think I might need to stop down at Home Depot for a few minutes, just to make sure:


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Bikini Car Wash!

While, in general, Florida is the suckiest state ever (after all, it is America's Wang), sometimes its awesome floats to the top, as embodied by this: Bubble Bee bikini car wash, in Tarpon Springs, which has just opened for business for the summer, in which bikini-and-shorted coeds give your metallic phallic symbol a good soap up and dry down. God fucking bless America.

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It's the hottest days of summer, so less clothes is best -- Cali Logan figures out what to do when you're down to just your bikini at the pool:



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