Quietly, without fanfare, The Sun, a UK newspaper known for a topless girl on Page 3, has ended the column after 45 years
. The last one ran Saturday -- since then, the paper included attractive women in underwear in its place. Ah, Great Britain: the more you shy away from the artsy, tolerant European way and embrace conservatism the likes of your former colonies across the pond, the more you become a tiny, floating America just to Europe's north! Page 3 is just the start, then you get rid of national healthcare
and then get really fat
and start loving horrible reality TV
, you're almost there...ONE OF US, ONE OF US!