Pets: Sex Trouble!
"Yes, it's Fido's fault we haven't had sex in a while."
"Indubitably, darling, were it not for the dog's snoring, we would be banging right now."
"Yes, bad dog! Snoring...and leaving the toilet seat up, boy, I do hate that! Bad dog!"
"Well, in that case, don't forget how...Fido...forgets to balance the checkbook and we get an huge overdraught fee for going over only a few quid. Bad dog!"