The Opposite Sex Wants!

The most reliable source in the universe, Twitter, has come up with a meme to make everybody the greatest lover ever known to man: #thingsboyswantgirlstodo and #thingsgirlswantboystodo. It would seem that the only people available to write these tweets are the people who write sitcom spec scripts. All the 'girls want boys' posts are about spooning and love and shopping - with the obvious exception of requesting more oral sex, which figures prominently. The 'guys want girls' tweets are about more lingerie, not shopping, not being so fucking lovey-duvey, and, - of course - perform more oral sex. So, the takeaway here is that everybody wants more oral sex. Thanks, Twitter!


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