Porn Too Loud!

Living in close proximity to your neighbors is a pain-in-the-ass, especially when the satellite porn channel is so loud you can hear it through the walls. It sucks even more when the noisy neighbor is the satellite TV channel. The Sky channel EliteTV has moved their production studios, but their new neighbors are annoyed at the amount of fucksounds going on. Dumbasses, this is a freakin' boon to your property values! Media production companies moving in is a sign of gentrification - put that 'for sale' sign out and everybody will be happy. I'd totally buy a house next door to a porn studio; the perks are amazing.


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