Foreign Hymens!

What. The. Fuck. Chinese manufacturers have created, for sexual-entertainment purposes, an artificial hymen, for the entertaining pleasure of de-virgining a woman over and over again. The accusation is that this is cheapening the honorable state of virginity, but that was gone long ago, when you consider the number of women who were virgins on their wedding night, but had started having sex long, long before. Really, who gives a fuck: most hymens are broken long before a cock gets anywhere near them. Maybe those bike-seat-virginity-losers are the real market for the artificial hymen, so they don't miss out on the uncomfortable, bloody experience of being torn the first time they have sex. Yeah, really missing out.


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