Breast Hypnotist!

Ladies, don't resort to uncomfortable bras or risky surgeries to make your breasts bigger - it's all in your head! Your cup size is entirely a construct of your mind, according to hypnotist David Knight, who can make you a cup size bigger just by listening to the sultry sounds of his voice. He claims an 85% success rate, or admits that one out of every seven sales invokes his moneyback guarantee, however you want to look at it. His logic is ironclad, though: "Every lady’s breasts have been grown by the mind. The mind grows it, so the mind can enhance it. Fact." Fact! You heard the man, now, ladies, spend your days willing your breasts bigger, and you'll put the whole fucking silicone implant industry out of business. Huge boobs for anybody with a positive mindset!