TwittSex!

Because everything's better when you replace a syllable with "sex", TwittSex is the newest hot sex-based ripoff. It's gonna be as awesome as Twitter, with APIs and shit, and it's gonna draw spammers like flies on crap, so it's got that going for it. I mean, come on, like there needs to be a sex-based Twitter. Isn't that how AOL chat rooms worked? A short, incomprehensible statement about sex, then a bunch of idiots responding with their own short, incomprehensible statements? I recently read that kids aren't using Twitter - they've got texting - so it's the older set Twitting around. Prepare to find your hot TwittSex isn't responding because she just had to run and pick up her kids before her husband gets home from work.


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