Porn = Spa Day!

Watching porn is like a spa day all rolled into thirty seconds, says the Today Show's sex expert. He gets to relax, somebody touches him, and there's a relieving release somewhere in there, which is pretty much like what happens at a spa, right? And - best of all - it doesn't cost a hundred and twenty bucks. That'll last him a couple months of camgirl access, so, remember, ladies: his taste for boobs isn't about sex: it's relaxation.


You might also like:
Porn: Not A Sellout
Porn Industry Toronto!
Community Porn!
Porn: Better Than Everything!
Porn + Condoms!

blog comments powered by Disqus