New studies show that swearing can help improve a bad situation. Day going badly? Fuck that shit. Someone annoy you? Go fuck yourself, asshole. Preparing to have sex? Fuck that bitch long and hard. Er, wait: maybe swearing doesn't just improve bad things, but in my experience many good things - sex, off-color jokes, funerals - can be improved by swearing as well. Maybe that's why we discourage the use of supurfluous obscenities: it risks turning the world into a utopia. A horrible, horrible utopia of bad words and unbridled happiness.