Sometimes, you know, you and her are both up for it, but you've got to get back to work, or your parents just pulled up in the driveway, or the judge is going to read your sentence is in a couple minutes - what are two randy people to do? First, read Made Man's advice on how to have a quickie, with four do-don't pairs. One of the "don'ts": Don't plan. So if you read the list, don't commit anything to memory, you might be chastized for planning too much. I mean, come on, man, she's there, you're erect, you know where she wants it, get to work and stop being a self-conscious ass who needs tips from a men's website.