Blowjob = Cancer!

Instances of throat cancer are on the rise, despite diminishing numbers of smokers, because blow jobs are at an all-time high. Oh, by the way, let's continue to focus on a HPV vaccine only for women - it's obvious they are the problem, just like birth control. So, ladies, hopefully you got your vaccine when you were younger, wrap that dick before putting your lips on it (non-spermicidal, though; I hear the N9 ones are gross), and stop giving away blowjobs like they're nothing - HPV is the least of your disease worries.


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