No Explosion Looking!

Think you're cool? You're not if you're staring, slack-jawed, at something that just blowed up real good. Cool guys don't look at explosions. You don't spit into the wind, you don't fuck around with Jim, and when something's going to explode, you walk away, beautifully framed in the expanding cloud of burning gasoline. That's how the world knows you're badass.

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