Bodypainter At Carnivale!

Even the Associated Press understands: being a bodypainter at Carnivale is the awesomest job in the world, it beats out icecream-flavor-designer, blowjob-tester, and President of Awesomeania for the most awesome way to make money. Sadly, you need to have some talent (unlike the President of Awesomeania, who just needs to be awesome), of which I do not have, so it seems that, no matter the case, being within inches of a hot Brazilian's breast requires some skill.

You might also like:
The Whole Beats Story!
Money Still In Safe!
Garbageman: Best Job Ever
Tantric Breast Massage!
Gas Money: Kicked In The Balls

blog comments powered by Disqus