Bangs 200 Men: Hot!

Oh my god - those AdultFriendFinder ads are right: there are hundreds of hot chicks looking for NSA sex online - and here's one! Oh, wait - it's the only one...she's slept with over 200 guys, but that's where the math breaks down. She averaged one guy every five days, over three years, which is barely slutty. For as cute as she is, she must be beating guys off with a stick to average just one every 5 days. Where this lady's stupidity begins to show: you're a cute girl, you're assertive enough to require condoms and things done your way, you want the guys to go away and have nothing to do with them in the future, and you're not cha! rging $500 an hour for the service? Now that's stupid. (via)

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