You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

Some absurdly horny gentleman decided he really, really needed to fuck something. Rather than taking out his romantic intentions on a park bench or a nut, he did the responsible thing: he broke into a bunch of sex shops, stole blow-up dolls, and fucked them in the alley. Police reportedly have - ew - acquired DNA evidence from the scene.

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