Whiskey = Penis Health!

In a survey of Australian men, scholars have found that those who drink are less likely to have erectile dysfunction than teetotallers. Wait - they managed to find Australians who aren't drunks? Amirite, guys? Eh? Guys? Um...anyhow, I'll bet the survey's results mean overall penile satisfaction; if you're the woman trying to get a drunk guy's erection to make an appearance, well, you're going to lose out in the short run. Check back with him when he's sober: his dick will work better than the weird guy at the party to drank Cokes all night and stared at every girl's breasts.


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