A new word has been given a definition in the lexicon of naughty language: Saddlebacking is the act of abstinence-only teens who have unprotected anal sex as a way of getting around that pesky "sin" thing. We all have the Saddleback Church to thank for this lovely term, although the definition comes straight from those naughty, naughty sexual progressives that hover around Dan Savage. I liked a few of the other definitions better, but this one does address the church connection. Plus, it takes a huge level of hypocrisy across the teen sex-ed spectrum to task, which makes it worthwhile, and,! hopefully, if there's a name for it, kids will be more aware of the situation they're putting themselves in when they do it.

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