No More Penis Gourds!

Papau New Guinea has a problem with the traditional attire of their older residents: nothing but a long gourd over their penis, which grants the men magical powers of invisibility (or so I imagine). Invisibility hasn't worked when it comes to religious influence: the Christians started discouraging it, but the Muslims are even more interested in chaste dress, thus making the gourd fructus non gratis.

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