If you'd like a front-row seat for the inauguration, you better drop your pants: the Pinetree Club in Maryland would love to have you drop in. You do, of course, need to strip everything off: Pinetree is a nudist club, but they're more than welcoming visitors in town for the Obama inauguration. Don't worry; they 'ease' you out of your clothes, which is probably not as sexy as it sounds (nudist camps rarely are). The benefit, however, is that the rates are cheap, because it's really, really the off-season for nudists whenever the snow is falling.