Holiday Sex!

Yup, you missed out again: the time between Christmas and New Years' is one of the most sex-filled stretches of the year. Could be because those seven days are full of days off from work, the fun of gift-giving, open-bar office parties, and getting drunk with your cousins. Wait, that last one, well, I don't know about you, but to each his own, I guess. Anyhow, check out next September to October for a flurry of baby-birthing, thanks to a slutty holiday season.

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