2009, More Sex, Less Xanax

The Futurist is predicting an amazing 2009: people will do fewer antidepressants, which means - due to less libido-damaging chemicals in the system - more sex for sad people! This, we all predict, will mean a 2010 full of high antidepressant use due to the crushing pain of all the broken-up relationships, increased responsibility of additional children, and just plain craziness caused by a sex-filled 2009.

You might also like:
Sex Problems, By Fox News
Naked Newswriting
Sexting How-To!
Ogden: Pro-Porn Atty General!
Bits 'n' Pieces!

blog comments powered by Disqus