Ron Jeremy: Attacked!

Ron Jeremy, a hero to fuzzy Jews everywhere, was pepper sprayed by a paparazzi while eating in a restaurant today. Jeremy responded by whipping out his 4-foot-long dick and beating the paparazzi to death with it, in hopes that predatory photographers will get the message: Ron Jeremy's dick doesn't fuck around.

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