Well, Crap.

It turns out, men with "antisocial personality traits," such as impulsiveness, narcissism, thrill-seeking and deceitfulness, get laid more often than the rest of us. Let's see...I don't think I have any of those, but Pfizer is coming out with a Viagra Mark II, which includes medications which cause antisocial personality traits, thus giving sexually inept men at least a way to asshat their way into bed. I believe Pfizer's main ingredient is Jagermeister.


You might also like:
Don't Listen To Cosmo!
Stanford: Get Laid
Best Places to Get Laid!
Cheated? Don't Tell!
How Not To Get Laid

blog comments powered by Disqus