Porn Explodes Heart

A man, who really should have known better, put his already-injured heart through its paces by watching just a little porn. A little too much porn, at least for his heart: he went into cardiac arrest and died after his voyeuristic moviegoing. The heart defect was there already, but the sensationalist media doesn't fit that in their headlines, which read "Porn Kills Man" all over the world. This may encourage porn producers to add warnings; "if you are on MAO inhibitors, plan to become pregnant, are nursing, or have heart problems, see a doctor before masturbating to this film." The raunchier the movie, the more elaborate the disclaimer gimmick, even so f! ar as to offer insurance against 'death by porn' at the ticket counter. It gives 'the Tingler' a whole new meaning!


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