It's Erection Day - hooray! Register your vote for either Harry Hardcock or Dick MacJohnson for president of the sex toys! It's like a fucking cocked-up Island of Misfit Toys, but without that douche King Moonracer. We're a god-damned democracy here in the sex-toy world, you fucking misfit-toy-monarchy! The only problem is, I can't vote for either candidate; I'm registered as an 'Independent' and I voted for Lefty Palmerson in the primaries.