UK Ruining Future

The U.K. may be one of the only places that allows human DNA to be inserted into infertile animal embryos, but not for long - the fear of humanzees and minotaurs has Brits screaming, "NO!", without realizing just how totally awesome that would be. I mean, who doesn't want a minotaur? I mean, they're a cow with fuckin' arms - they could mow the lawn, carry lumber, defend our ports from terrorists, and when their usefulness has been exhaused, they provide the tenderest steaks ever, due to all the virgin princesses they devour. Oh, that last part I didn't think about. I wonder if virgin humanzee princesses work. Two birds with one stone! Stupid po! pulist anti-geneticists.


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