Semi-Nude = Obscene

Montana, once a bastion of libertarian ideals, is tightening the cock ring like the rest of the U.S. A measure is in the works which will make even semi-nude establishments be determined a "sexually oriented business", thus restricting where it may operate. It's not too far off how the rest of the repressed America, but they point out two other businesses will be affected. Let's see: regularly displaying semi-nude entertainment counts, so it would have to be any movie theatre that shows R-rated movies? The Hollywood Video down the street where you can rent Revenge of the Nerds and National Lampoon's Vacation? Oh, it's not that nudity is the problem: I'll bet the other businesses affected are sex-toy stores, because we! all know that they're the problem with humanity today.

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