When researching your master's thesis on the economic effects of ethanol conversion on food prices, pornographic magazines should be the last place to look. In a survey of 130 Thai porn rags, researchers found the magazines largely produced false and misleading information regarding human sexuality and bodies. In a similar vein, I am preparing my dissertation on how comic books provide an unreasonable description of human mutations and alien lifeforms. Oh, how fantasies offend my rational mind.